the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast
i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits
by murda doc September 21, 2009
Small particles of dried specimen that are felt in the bed usually after having long sessions of sexual intercourse. The "grit" will most likely come from a females orgasm, will be extracted by the penetration of the males penis and will feel like grains of salt or sand in the bed. When you notice sex grit, you wipe the sheets off as quickly as you can before your partner is finished in the bathroom.
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by koaw June 10, 2010
The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.
by HeySuz October 14, 2010
An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".
Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!
K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.
K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.
by imswtmelissa December 06, 2011
A southern-slang term meaning "poke your tongue in your cheek and grit your teeth" or "bite your tongue". Most often used as a way of saying there's no food.
"The fridge is empty, looks like we're having poke and grit."
"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"
"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"
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