Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy
-Operator
-Operator
by Gravel Man February 19, 2021

by grAvel December 14, 2014

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.
I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.
by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"
by The great god of gravel June 2, 2022

by LeSouffleDeVersailles. January 4, 2025
