Gracious goodbye

Ending intercourse by ejaculating on your partner rather than inside her, and handing her a tissue as you walk out the door.

Since revenge porn wasn't an option, he left her with a gracious goodbye.

by Sars Yorkvine March 17, 2015

Liverpool Goodbye

Urinating in a mate's flat before leaving.

Kieran fucking gave me a Liverpool Goodbye after staying at my place last night!

by xxx420BlazeitAllDayxxx November 10, 2014

Scottish Goodbye

Flashing the party your dick on the way out.

ME: Damn, Roger is getting an indecent exposure citation.
Her: Yeah, well when you Scottish Goodbye at a childs birthday party what do you expect.

by Parkaaa June 22, 2018

hello goodbye

a very shitty band, the downfall of drive thru records, that was forseen when drive thru got steel train on their label,

... have you heard music recently?

by craigums April 08, 2005

French goodbye

Ending a romantic engagement by making a casual exit, and then never returning. A ruse, to make leaving easier.

It was a wonderful summer, but I knew she wasn't the one. I told her that I needed to go to the store, but I could tell she knew it was a French goodbye.

by Erich 8 May 14, 2017

Minnesota goodbye

When a man finishes inside of his partner, and leaves his "member" inside for an awkwardly long time; then makes polite conversation for far too long before pulling out.

Sven gave Lena the ol "Minnesota goodbye", as it's the only polite way to chat post coitus.

by AwkwardRubbing December 16, 2021

goodbye snack

the last unhealthy snack you eat before you try to be healthy again

"Let's go get ice cream tonight as a goodbye snack before Monday."

by Samantha Bus May 30, 2020