the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.
by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 06, 2011
Noun. The one honored above others. Noble warrior of the house Gonzalo, whose body is made of light. Accelerated in mind and body. One who never fails.
Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.
Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.
by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023
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Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be
by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023
#1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.
by sagelynshoe February 15, 2021
This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.
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