birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

by Malice00000 June 09, 2017

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Goldfish-Band

A band which are playing and all members face each other, regularly with their backs to the crowd, hence the punters looking in at them like goldfish in a bowl.

They didn’t embrace the crowd. They are a Goldfish-Band.

This is such a Goldfish-Band!

I went to a local gig last night. There were a few Goldfish-Bands there though.

by Dodgy_Steve1 July 15, 2009

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giant goldfish

a sharks favorite meal

sharks love to eat giant goldfish

by stoaks September 11, 2010

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wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street

Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street

by eastbender November 04, 2013

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Holly Goldfish

Originating from surnames Golder and Fisher, Holly goldfish is a rare species which is a mix of fish and ape. Her head is in the shape of a roblox character and is mentally retarded. She likes to wank to Lesbian anime porn in her spare time and is a LGBTQ+ emo legend. She is a massive disappointment to her parents and has a really cute brother xoxo. TBH she is pretty much Jesus. Her severe autism makes it very difficult to participate in everyday activities such as playing crossy road and not scaring little kids. As an elite member of The Erection Extremists, her life is dedicated to Dynasty and being a nice friendly Christian girl who reqularly attends church. ngl shes pretty savage and has done some really gangster things in her lifetime (not all can be listed for legal reasons) but she slit her eyebrow and looked so cool for a bit, as well as piercing her nose. It is important to highlight that Grace is more savage than her though.
sorry holly ily xoxo

Person 1: Oh no, there is Holly goldfish wanking in the corner to the picture of a random baby from dynasty and feet pics
Person 2: SMH, who is going to tell that girl that it is not ok to crush on younger children
Holly Goldfish: Shut up you fat indian shits

by GGGRASS May 31, 2019

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