a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Germ

A derogatory term for Germans implying that they're a germ, staining this world.

"Ew, is that a Germ?"

by DariusFigglehorn November 5, 2023

Germ sex

Germ sex is having sex when there’s corona

Aidan did germ sex last night

by Aidan their September 4, 2020

Guns Germs and Steel

Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.

I own 29 copies of the book "Guns Germs and Steel" This is not a joke, I actually do.

by KookyKrock September 21, 2021

germ

a nickname for that one guy called jeremy

jeremy: hi!

you: hey germ
jeremy: :(
you: .)

by EndyCake April 29, 2021

Germ bag

An insult used against those who spread illnesses with little care for those around them.

Sick child: *coughing loudly indoors without covering mouth*
You: "awww! Don't go giving me COVID you little germ bag" *moving away*

by SqueegeeLuigi March 4, 2024

germ coward

its cooper benstead

"he is such a germ coward"

by swaggyislife August 6, 2019