Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.
by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022
Get the Gauge Wmug. He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.
Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Gaugemug. By 2025, the fashion and body modification industry will have unveiled a small to small-medium-sized, lightweight piercing designed for nipples, catering to both males and females. This piece, envisioned to be both shiny and tactile, will feature subtle vibrating functionality, blending aesthetics with an innovative sensory experience. With advancements in microtechnology and materials science, this futuristic accessory will have revolutionized the jewelry market, offering not just a bold statement but also a unique personal experience. Embracing customization and tech-forward designs, professionals across industries may finally view jewelry as both artistic and interactive. Whisper Angel gauge - small jewelry in private area share my experience with getting my prince Albert and Jacobs ladder piercings for those considering having them done. 🫦👄
A Angel Whisper Gauge envisioned to be both shiny and tactile, will feature subtle vibrating functionality, blending aesthetics Angel Whisper Jacob's Ladder is a collection of frenum piercings, each frenum being a rung of the ladder. non Prince Albert" male piercing refers to any genital piercing on a man that is not located directly through the urethra opening; this could include piercings like a frenulum piercing (the skin connecting the foreskin to the glans), a foreskin piercing, a coronal piercing (around the rim of the glans), or a scrotum piercing.
Key points about non-Prince Albert male piercings.
These piercings are situated on different parts of the penis or scrotum, avoiding the urethral opening where a Prince Albert piercing goes.
Types of piercings:
Frenulum piercing: Piercing through the small piece of skin connecting the foreskin to the glans.
Foreskin piercing: Piercing through the foreskin itself, often done in multiple locations.
Coronal piercing: Piercing around the rim of the glans.
Scrotum piercing: Piercing through the skin of the scrotum. 🔮🍯🍦💳🪪💫🌕👣🍆🥮
Key points about non-Prince Albert male piercings.
These piercings are situated on different parts of the penis or scrotum, avoiding the urethral opening where a Prince Albert piercing goes.
Types of piercings:
Frenulum piercing: Piercing through the small piece of skin connecting the foreskin to the glans.
Foreskin piercing: Piercing through the foreskin itself, often done in multiple locations.
Coronal piercing: Piercing around the rim of the glans.
Scrotum piercing: Piercing through the skin of the scrotum. 🔮🍯🍦💳🪪💫🌕👣🍆🥮
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
Get the Angel Whisper Gaugemug. A gay conservative that’s very confused with himself. Did I mention that he likes dick? He’s a closet faggot and he owns it with pride. Happy gay day gauge🏳️ 🌈
by Gbre123 October 10, 2022
Get the Gaugemug. In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”
“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”
“Seriously?”
“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”
“Seriously?”
“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
by thejacksonjive January 5, 2020
Get the gauge theorymug. Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.
by QuacksO July 16, 2021
Get the feeler gaugemug. Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.
A strong-minded, athletic role model.
A strong-minded, athletic role model.
by Bright eyes February 5, 2018
Get the gaugemug.