drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

Gauge

a mean person with no life, friends, or girlfriends, also a person who hates to lose and is a tryhard and pleb in fortnite with no skins.

gauge: a sad, sad man

by Gauge R. April 16, 2019

gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015

Angel Whisper Gauge

A very small or small -medium size lighter and shiny piercing with vibrating feel pending for 2025 and for nipples to male or female. Need to put on your bucket list with if your getting anything this is the one Prince Albert 2025 edition not the one through the man hole a Non - one through the hole 🧿and Jacobs ladder piercings edition for those considering having them done. The hottest thing ever !! 🔮🍯🍦🦚📜🧿📚🥥🌹👣🌍🍉💰🍑👄🫦

Angel Whisper Gauge

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.

If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!

by Bright eyes February 5, 2018

feeler gauge

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.

Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.

by QuacksO July 16, 2021

Gauge

(girl). A really sweet, beautiful, lovable person. When you are with them you get a feeling of happiness and all your sadness goes away. You never know what they will say, but you know it will make you happy.

Guy #1: "I just got a new girlfriend."
Guy #2 : "Tell me bout her."
Guy #1 :"She's sweet, beautiful, lovable and my entire world."

Guy #2 :"Is she a Gauge?"
Guy #1 :" Yes she is!"

by Fredrick / Pulchra lover April 22, 2019