gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

Gauge

The most handsome man in the world ...BEST IN SHOW. My best friend, my life is empty without you. I love you my sweet man and I'll never forget you...may I see you again one day.

Gauge is best on show.

by PocketsL7 April 10, 2025

Cheddar Gauge

Another word for the female genatalia.

(Synonym for Vagina, pussy, flange etc.)

Oi Seb, check that guy over there. He's a fat cheddar gauge yanno!

by Unkxwn May 12, 2019

Gauge W

Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.

Girl 1: omg have you seen gauge w!? He’s so fine
Girl 2: ikr?? I’d be lucky to have him as my bf

by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022

Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon

Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.

by EL0C June 1, 2013

the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.

the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.

the Armsel Striker, also known as the Sentinel Arms Co Striker-12, Protecta, Protecta Bulldog and SWD Street Sweeper is a 12-gauge shotgun with a revolving cylinder that was designed for riot control and combat.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

gauge

Gauge is an athletic name given to those who never give up and fight for what they want and those they they love. Gauge will always stand up for his beliefs but will not shame those who don’t believe the same. A role model for all, strong, independent and respected by all who meet him. Loves his family above everything else. Gauge will never turn his back on his true friends but expect some the same in return.

A strong-minded, athletic role model.

If I could be anyone else in the world, I would be Gauge. He is so thoughtful and strong!

by Bright eyes February 5, 2018