Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.

by loosoh June 15, 2021

Flick Fund

To save a mental image for later masturbation, specifically for people with a vagina - the female equivalent of the male "Wank Bank" or "Spank Bank."

Originated by the Twitch community of the streamer Nadgemeister.

"I've gotta save this mental image for the Flick Fund!"

by UnprofessionalGamers March 12, 2025

Insignificant funds

Money that’s too unimportant or worth considering. Such as not having any money at all.

I have insignificant funds in my bank account.

by Midnight2000 July 5, 2024

hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO May 7, 2018

excessive funding

(From the National Football League's penalty for 'excessive celebration') Said of a website that either requires you to remember yet another password or is loaded with so much advertising and pop-ups, yet has content that might be useful to you, as to be unusable. A website that doesn't pull its load.

User goes to interesting-looking site, gets bombarded with pop up ads only to find that you need to create a log-in to get the content.

Referree says: "Excessive funding...10 yard penalty..."

by Braveheart The Brat-Free May 24, 2014

funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.

I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

funding chicken

A source of funding not well known to others

He is going to the funding chicken to pay for this project...

by dimidium May 26, 2020