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Foof

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by Patagucci May 27, 2022
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Foof

When you get the shit blown out of you with a shotgun, or shotgun-like firearm.
-"Did you see that guy get foofed"?
-"Yeah, his head was 30 feet away from his body."
by Closet Foofer I October 19, 2008
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Foof

A cross between a fool and a goof!
That guy is a real foof!
by HarleyQuinn* January 6, 2015
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foofs

On scalp: The little bit of hair that dares to flee from the styled hair form, creating whisps of stray hairs, or groups of hairs that stick out from the others defiantly communicating Look at me! I’m freaking adorable!

On other body parts, there can be foofs of hair as a result of errant grooming or due to sense of humor of the host.

Elderly people are prone to foofs of hair in unexpected places, like out of their ears or nostrils. Foofs can be maintained or groomed depending on the preference of the host.
BTS’ Kim Taehyung chose a really cool longer style for the current comeback, which revealed foofs of hair on either side of his neck that only added to his already enormous charm.

Hubert was stunned to see foofs coming from his ears, and realized that while he felt young at heart, the hair in his ears divulged he was in his eighth decade.

Social media blew up when Madonna’s daughter Lourdes displayed ample foofs of armpit hair in a recent pose with her neatly shorn madre.
by Hallyuhoo June 24, 2018
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Foofs

Affectionate term for a long haired cat when it’s fur is fluffy.
There’s the foofs.
by Doginmylense September 25, 2018
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