backwards houdini

A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!

Did you hear? Pavo gave Danielson pink eye by pulling a backwards houdini on him.

by dDoctor April 12, 2010

Fawkward

Fucking Awkward

I just introduced my girlfriend to my exgirlfriend...fawkward.

by rootntoot September 23, 2010

backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass

taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee

by dothead July 27, 2012

backwards girl

A girl that paves her own path and refuses to follow others.

The backwards girl refused to do today what she could put off until tomorrow.

by Austay May 16, 2018

Backwards Randy

When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter

"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"

by Unfortunatemutt December 6, 2019

fawkward

meaning "effin" awkward, it is used to characterize the most awkward situations encountered.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't Katie make out with John?
Girl 2: Katie is standing right behind you.
Random Witness: Fawkward!

by lundwich May 10, 2006

Backwards Nancy

The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.

I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!

by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010