Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Essaymug. A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
Get the Essay Olympicsmug. the art of extending a single strand of bullshit to create a maximally longer strand of the same bullshit.
Hey, did you finish that bullshit essay?
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.
by Noxillio July 6, 2020
Get the essaymug. She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023
Get the Essayedmug. 
An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.
by Sofer November 1, 2010
Get the Process Analysis Essaymug. An Essay is a multiple paragraph sentence did in english or other classes, Teachers will give you a few weeks to get them done, when you finished with the Essay you check it, and make sure it’s making sense then you submit it to be Graded
Unlike if your just sitting on your phone on Urban Dictionary, looking up the word “Essay” and not typing your Essay about “George Washington” that’s due 3 weeks later so you better go get that Essay done before it’s too late
if you don’t finish your Essay by 4/12/2022 you will fail your classes and you will make sure to do that Essay next time.
Unlike if your just sitting on your phone on Urban Dictionary, looking up the word “Essay” and not typing your Essay about “George Washington” that’s due 3 weeks later so you better go get that Essay done before it’s too late
if you don’t finish your Essay by 4/12/2022 you will fail your classes and you will make sure to do that Essay next time.
Person 1: *types essay about summer school* i can’t do it anymore it’s too long
Parents: Better get your Essay done.. or i will take your phone!
Parents: Better get your Essay done.. or i will take your phone!
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here March 6, 2022
Get the Essaymug.