Eli

A creeper from the trio of creepers

Eli, is watching you in the shower

by One of the creepers July 20, 2011

Eli

a bitch ass nigga who’s fat as fuck gay as shit and likes cock. He plays memes that aren’t funny and likes takis and apparently hits up da yog cuh and vibes

eli : brb ima hit up da yog cuh WE VIBIN

by xd goblin March 1, 2020

Eli

A dick

An Eli killed my friend!

by Umotherfuck3r February 4, 2018

eli

a horny f boy who doesn't give a crap about any girls feelings and just dates girls for clout. a selfish brat that is too spoiled for how rude and annoying they are. may be hot and the quarterback of the football team, but they are players and you should not trust them ever.

did you see that guy he just ghosted me
no wonder, his name is Eli

by Rewels June 18, 2019

Eli

Eli is gay

Eli your gay!!!

by Defutbob September 26, 2019

Eli

A lying, cheating, good for nothing child that enjoys trying to ruin reputations for no reason what so ever.

Person 1: "He cheated on me..."

Person 2: "Wow, what an Eli."

by Idkmanimheretho July 10, 2016

Eli

A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment

Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli

by Shaunniewashere August 30, 2013