T.E.D

Temporary Erectial Dissfunction cause by the used of heavy drugs and/or alcohol.

Johnny -" Dude i took a bunch of triple c's the other night and my sister was totally down to fuck, but i just couldnt get it up."

Dan-" Bro, you totally had a T.E.D."

by Jack Hinoff September 22, 2016

S.W.E.D

The act of smoking marijuana everyday. However this is most often misused by fake stoners believing they're cool because they smoke weed.

Blake: S.W.E.D because I'm a gangsta
Tyrone: Nigga shut up your 13 and cried when you got a j-walking ticket

by Swagmasta420blazeit January 12, 2015

a.d.e.d.

Abbreviation for "All day, every day"

Guy: Yo, who won the election?
Girl: Obama A.D.E.D.!

by Rosyyyy March 17, 2009

s.p.e.d

One who attends special education classes or is special.

Example: Kevin Hanney - complete s.p.e.d.

by KevinHanney May 24, 2011

A.D.E.D.

It means All Day Every Day
Pronouceed A-D-E-D

HELL YA! A.D.E.D.

by dakoslug January 24, 2011

krystal E.D

absoultly the funniest person EVER !!!

very loving && doesnt like confrentation...
thinks about peoples feelings before her own :)

loves food, hair spray & heels !!

keeps guys wanting more. but doesnt let them walk all over her..
lives life day by day. pretty much the best friend EVER !

energetic & loves to do things that deal eith nature!

loves tequila but knows her limits !

all around a good person !

krystal E.D

by smore <3 May 7, 2010

M.E.D

Mexicans of European descent. These are Mexicans with absolutely no indigenous blood. Usually from Guadalajara , Mexico . Many MEDs have blond hair and are incomparable to your standard Juan or Jose

Juan:dude jennifer lawrence looks mexican!

Jose: wtf dude you're crazy

Juan: na dah , she looks Like an M.E.D

Jose: kinda

by BenedictoCumberbatcho August 11, 2014