primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009

mental dwarf

Mental dwarf is a closed minded who thinks everybody else is an idiot.

He thinks his teacher is a mental dwarf for giving him low marks.

by UzeUrMind July 12, 2016

strudle dwarf

a very large penis; the biggest penis ever

look at that strudle dwarf!!

by moofin toff June 14, 2008

poision dwarf

A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf

That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.

Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.

Poision dwarf = bad news

by Sparkone2 September 13, 2007

Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 22, 2004

Legal Dwarf

A subspecies of dwarf that contains homosexual and bisexual dwarfs that can't deal with the original title of "dwarf." They need legality to make them feel like more than they are, because they are really small, and always want more than they are. Not only do they piss us off with the special "legal", but they also piss off regular dwarfs who feel like less, because dwarfs always feel like they are less. Why else would they have all the tv shows.

Homo Sapien gained the "homo" part of their species when legal dwarfs landed in what is now present day Alabama.

Englishman John Lock's belief of "tabula rasa" was refering to the blank mind of the legal dwarf.

Rosa Parks is famous for refusing to give up her seat to a legal dwarf.

by eee coleye January 4, 2011

dwarf killer

a drink that combines an energy drink with the only hard liquor on hand at your broke as place, because you spent all your money on pot the night before.

hey can you make me a vodka tonic..?? "reply= No , but i will make you an excellent dwarf killer!"

by Brandog November 17, 2009