dwarf

How to recognize and handle with a dwarf:

A dwarf is a person with a strong mind, little height and a nasty temper.
You should never mess with a dwarf, except you want to get kicked your booty.
Dwarfgirls may seem cute but can be really anoiying and breathtaking sometimes.
Female dwarfs don`t grow beards!!! But they may sometimes use false beards for protection.
Never underestimate a dwarf!!! It isn`t good for your health.

Pwets: Wow that`s what I call a dwarf. Isn`t it cute?!
Carlo: What a sheepish little beard it wears!
Dwarf: Wait until I get you!
(kicks Pwets badly in the ass)
Pwets: I was only trying to be nice, really.
Dwarf: Tell that to my husband.
(walks away steaming)

by Corlin June 11, 2006

anal dwarf

a dwarf who will out sexual fantasy from you stick his head up your ass

Last night Tom had a visit from the anal dwarf!

by underpants gnome August 12, 2006

Dwarf Tiger

Feral or housecat meat passed off as an exotic dish in restaurants.

Special today "dwarf tiger", deliver 10 minutes.

by Webslinger60 January 1, 2012

Dwarf football

The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs

Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game

by Doge2324 January 28, 2014

DwarfTank

The most popular character in the game Forgotten Tales, which is a mobile game for Android that you can download on GooglePlay.

DwarfTank is the most popular character in all the land of Forgotten Tales making him a legendary dwarf.

by Polish Gaming Network January 29, 2018

dwarfball

a ball game for dwarfs where they throw a ball around pretending to play professional volleyball

-that net is set up wayy too short for it to be regular volleyball
-must be for dwarfball!

by susuka May 17, 2022

Dwarf-Tron 2000

The device that the CIA uses to turn non-dwarven viewers of DwarvenDictionary.com into dwarves. Side effects include being a midget instead. In which you will be sent to MidgetDictionary.com

The Dwarf-Tron 2000 will turn you into a dwarf. Or a midget.

by a handicap. September 8, 2022