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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255
person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
by missing bike January 25, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel Jose RObles Apologizes For Brothering THe Detective comic's Character Called "'Poison'"and I, Angel Jose Robles Will Not Bother THe character again<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

A Facebook Page who posts nonsense articles and the writers are low-key perverts. Also the writers are minors.
by An0nymøuS January 16, 2022

a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.
by axis32 April 16, 2023
