Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

dense pancake

A funny, smart, sexy woman with a killer ass that knows how to get down and dirty.

Yo did you see that chick?
Yea man, she’s a dense pancake

by Angrybison264 November 23, 2021

Dense Nethers

1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”

Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”

by Dense Nether December 31, 2025

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021