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DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.
My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.
by Buttanutt April 23, 2020
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National Deadbeat Dad Day

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.
“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”
by Iced milk August 3, 2019
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The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
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Access Deadbeat

A custodial parent who does not honour access agreements in place for the other parent to see a child as an agreement of separation or divorce when there are children involved.

The goal is to “punish” the non-custodial parent by alienating the affections of the child.

Usually the first step in the parental alienation process.

An access deadbeat will endanger the emotional health of the child for his/her own personal satisfaction.

This term does not favour one gender, as both men and women can lay claim to the title.
This access deadbeat will not let me see our child; we had an agreement!
by UpLift September 22, 2016
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deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago
my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.
by big wock November 1, 2018
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The Deadbeat Conga

The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.
Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl

It’s the only dance move he’s got
by Sir Paddy Pantsdown July 12, 2019
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Deadbeat

WHY IS MY DAD A DEADBEAT
by DuckMan004 December 20, 2019
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