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DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.
My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.
by Buttanutt April 23, 2020
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National Deadbeat Dad Day

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.
“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”
by Iced milk August 3, 2019
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The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
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DEADBeat Dad

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
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The Deadbeat Conga

The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.
Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl

It’s the only dance move he’s got
by Sir Paddy Pantsdown July 12, 2019
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Deadbeat

A fertile male capable of creating life but not responsible enough to take care of the life they created.

Deadbeats can be found roaming the wilds pretending to be great role models, father figures, and active loving figures in the lives of their biological child.
You may even find them playing house in a situationship with another woman's kids.
Nathan W. Manning is a deadbeat who lies about being a great father.
by Mother Noose May 11, 2022
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Deadbeat

When your ex takes your tax return you didn’t deserve because he/she the other person stayed at home while the other partner worked.
My ex is such a deadbeat. That’s my tax return and he/she knows it.
by Thebigboss1998 March 18, 2021
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