To use the term "slut" when describing him would be letting him off lightly.
If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.
Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.
He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".
Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.
Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.
He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".
Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
by wednesdayjade April 20, 2014
Get the Danmug. by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011
Get the DANSmug. Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015
Get the Danmug. Dan is a hot,cute,sexy motherfucker, he’s very sweet but probably has some secrets he is an amazing and smart guy every girl should have a dan
by Umidkyouchoseig February 16, 2019
Get the Danmug. Annoying guy who doesn’t stop calling or complaining about things in the world dans are so annoying today that people don’t like them
by Gogaget November 10, 2018
Get the Danmug. a funny guy who looks like shaggy from scooby doo. Hes pretty hot, chill and caring but can be a selfish ass-hole. He's a a massive hippie and a memelord.
by yomum42069 November 19, 2019
Get the Danmug.