crimson tide

another word for a woman's period; to be on the rag; to have a poon that looks as if Moses himself had parted the red sea between your thighs.

I am on the crimson tide this week. BLOODY PooN. ILove Jay Harve! Jason wants to lick my crimson tide...SHOCKER

by bread infection December 28, 2005

crimson rambler

When a girl is currently on the rag and you have to sit through her boring ass speech about why she deserved an A on her last paper, you put your hands down her pants, remove the bloody rag and stuff it down her throat.

Guy 1: So, did you hang out with your girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she wouldn't shut up so I gave her a crimson rambler.

by SoggyPumpkin September 2, 2010

crimson shower

when your girlfriend lets you fuck her without a condom because she's on her period, but you have to do it in the shower.

"let's fuck"
"i'm on my period"
"crimson shower?"
"ok"

by mitotajc July 16, 2009

The Crimson Flow

Menstruation.

"Did you notice Amanda was being noticeably bitchy today?"
"Yeah, I did, but it's because she's on her flow. The crimson flow, if you know what I mean."
"That explains it. Damn those weeks of bloody egg discharge."

by Richard Flavor September 22, 2013

Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.

She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.

by onejackofff July 24, 2007

Crimson Grin

The act of putting a piece of broken glass or sometimes a razor blade inside someone's mouth, then punching them in the jaw to shred the inside of their mouths. Usually used as a torture method.

Erik caught his girlfriend cheating so he gave both her and the guy a crimson grin

by Gz-TeRRoR November 27, 2010

crimson shocker

A Shocker that can only be performed once a month...

Also a very good wand in World of Warcraft.

Captain Orgasmo gave the crimson shocker to Miss Menstrual and she loved it!

by Ocktavius April 19, 2006