Corvette Syndrome

A man who over-compensates for a small penis, genital deficiency, unattractive body, lack of personality and/or unattractive face, by flashing cash, or purchasing expensive items that he doesn't use, in an attempt to impress others.
Bobs trophy wife says he just purchased a new Harley Davidson, but he's never rode a motorcycle before. Apparently he's hung like a cashew, and suffers from "Corvette Syndrome".
by rattmutt June 19, 2020
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Chevy Corvette

The most BADASS car, but unfortunately your white grandpa likes it too.
“Hey, look! The Chevy Corvette club is rolling in!”
“Don’t they all have dementia and live in nursing homes?”
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 14, 2024
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