The Hiroshima rice cooker

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.

Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.

by Douwntanal October 30, 2019

Cooker

A person who Iives in the state of Victoria, Australia, and questions the Premier Daniel Andrews and the Labor Party running if the state during the pandemic from 2020 and ongoing. And the licking down of the state including the capital city Melbourne being the most locked down city in earth and firmer 7 times winner if the most livable city in the world.

Being called a cooker by the left means I am on the right path.

by Mjk1 November 8, 2022

Cooker

A pro cyclist who cycles around on his £10000 bike

See that cooker go by

by Fb2126 August 3, 2020

Cooker

Cooler than cool

Mason and Angel are wayyyyy cooker the Kati

by fuzzypear November 9, 2018

cooker porn

Posts from news outlets alluding to "mysterious death" to which antivaxxers come out and post things like "Safe and Effective" or "How many jabs did they have?

Headline - "Australian suddenly dies at the age of 56"

Cookers response - "Safe and effective, doctors are baffled"

Others in the comment - "Geez this post is just Cooker Porn"

by Madchef77 June 8, 2024