dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis

look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.

by endangereddingus May 23, 2024

Coochie consumer

Someone who loves to eat pussy

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that joe is a coochie consumer??"
Person 2- "Yeah I know he ate me out so good"

by Amine Thighs Are The Best May 29, 2024

good little consumer

A person who is easily influenced by advertising, brand loyalty programs, and consumer trends, often to their own financial or personal detriment.

A term used derogatorily to describe an individual who uncritically and obediently buys products and services, often spurred by manipulative advertising tactics and corporate strategies, without regard to the necessity, quality, or ethical implications of their consumption.

Every time a new phone model comes out, Jake camps outside the store overnight, wallet in hand, ready to trade his perfectly good current phone for the latest version—truly a good little consumer, faithfully fulfilling his role in the great corporate circle of life.

by YourBoyyTylerDurden February 21, 2024

uncultured consumer

Male or Female not of Montana origin who might refer to lawn mowers as “ tractors”

John Whitney is an uncultured consumer.

by sassySIL June 14, 2022

salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.

Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"

by blockpixelz June 20, 2022

Oxygen Consumer

Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do

Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax

by RandomGuyFrom7days February 23, 2022