Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine

He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.

by shan onyx May 1, 2024

Chapstick

Chapstick is a slimy, disgusting thing that you put on your lips. It does absolutely nothing for your chapped-ness.

"God darn it, this Chapstick is awful. What a rip-off and a waste of money."

by Conservation-Nerd May 18, 2020

Melting chapstick

making out

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night

by bastardcryptid February 23, 2020

Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.

Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan

by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019

Dirty Chapstick

When you put chapstick on your dick so you can put chapstick on a girls lips.

Hey can you give me a dirty chapstick?

by daddy69696996 May 13, 2022