I canโt believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse
Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)
Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)
by RKO2020 March 9, 2021
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She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
She used to sell but now she smokes meth and does cocaine. She shoplifts like a femme fatale.
Her breath smells like cigarettes, she wears juicy Couture and Playboy products. She listens to Britney Spears and rock/rap music often blasting her music loudly in public. She swears at people that stare at her while she's out like a celebrity to paparazzi.
Klarisse Chapman went to the shops wearing her UGG boots and carrying her juicy duffle bag, she was speaking loudly on the phone about how she is looking for her next baby daddy. She spoke on her hot pink flip phone and bought a monster can, she then bought pregnancy tests knowing full well she will be needing them and she bought a cute baby outfit for her child who she actually loves more than herself or anyone else. Security checked her out on the way out and she rolled eyes having been so used to it.
by Iknowitallyouheardit December 9, 2024
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by mobywoodspeem July 24, 2025
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When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event โslip and slideโ situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event โslip and slideโ situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025
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Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
G - yooooooo where we chillin' tn?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
by peachiepie777 March 2, 2025
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Guy Chapman: Guy Chapman
Person: Thatโs the coldest name Iโve ever heard
Guy Chapman: Guy Chapman
Person: Thatโs the coldest name Iโve ever heard
by รฑฤvฤrลฤรฑd June 16, 2024
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by Ragnka June 19, 2024
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