Big hat, No cattle

Person with a fancy sounding title but no real authority or responsibility.

Boy talk about Big hat, No cattle-Hi Business card says Director of Compliance but all he does is check expiration dates.

by socaljohn December 13, 2019

herding cattle

A sexual euphemism by a cowboy toward any damsel

"Howdy there ma'am, would you happen to be in the mood to mosey on down to the inn and go herding cattle"

by CattleHerder123 April 3, 2017

cattle prong

a long wood stick with two sharp prongs on the end was used in the Silent Warrior siries.

"hey, lets stab Sick Tobes w/ the cattle prong!"

by the director March 20, 2004

cattle prod

The iconic weapon of a BOFH. Often modified with additional voltage and/or amperage for greater effect. Most often used against particuarly annoying users alongside a roll of carpet, shovel, and bag of lime.

When the effect is written, it is always spelled as KZZZZEEEEEERRRRRTTT. The number of repititions of each letter can vary and the R/T can be left off to imply continued usage.

When I was confronted by the head Beancounter, I gave him a zap with my trusty overvoltage cattle prod and called my PFY to get the company van and the usual supplies.

by SabaraOne July 17, 2016

comment cattle

Internet users who post, en mass, mostly-useless comments on online articles.

This term particularly refers to users who post comments on articles which not the kind of articles which require any analysis. The articles generally come in 2 types: (1) articles about superficial topics (such as: entertainment, celebrity) that aren't important enough to comment on. And (2) articles where the general opinion about the article is obvious so there is no need to state it.

Comment cattle are usually the kind of people that like to hear themselves talk, and are generally less intelligent than the average internet user. One of the ironies about comment cattle is that they usually post comments on articles to point out how stupid other people are.

Some savvy internet users now create viral stories to draw in comment cattle, such as the girl who supposedly got a tattoo on her arm after dating her boyfriend for only one week - even though it turned out to be a hoax. Even some legitimate news sites write articles which are particularly designed to bring out comment cattle - "The Huffington Post" and "Yahoo" are two examples.

EXAMPLE 1 - An article about Jenifer Aniston buying new shoes:
Commenter #1: "This article is stupid. Why do they even publish this?"
Commenter #2: "Because it brings out the comment cattle. Like you."

EXAMPLE 2 - An article about a mom who sold her kids for a Big Mac:
Commenter #1: "Burn in hell."
Commenter #2: "I can't believe a mother would do this."
Commenter #987: "She doesn't deserve to be a mother!"

by stocktrader September 16, 2012

Cattle

to get the true point across ......cattle ...defined...the masses..also known as the general public the ones who think as a group move as a mass think in one purpose attack as one with no intell they look like they have just one thought and act on the same reason..... no free will just follow the minions and the masses attack as a group if you were in a field ... with the cattle you would see they stare hard looking like you have no reason ...but you see they just have a blank stare...but you knoww they have one thought to bring a clear plan to bring you to the level of the herd and you can stare right back but ........with that brings the def of my point they come in waves and in insigficant thought ...but hopefully you will see the facade a realize the pattern and overcome as though you walk through the stupidity you shall take a stance and take a stand walk past the herd and smile and break free ......life is not life without free will ....dont fall

i was in pure thought ....but i was confronted by the whole and they stared hard but i was able to see the there flow and to see how they roll it was the same blank stare and i caught the plan it was to make me the same but they failed they tryed and failed so i learned cattle are the general pop and ive been enlightend btw also known as the sheep ...........

by matthew aka blueshoes December 9, 2008

texas cattleman

This, amongst sexual maneuvers is the greatest of the great, but sadly, the rarest of the rare. It involves man's four best friends (except the dog of course): 1.) A well seasoned and cooked-to-perfection Texas style steak. 2.) A beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing. 3.) Your favorite beer... and 4.) Head
The way it works is like this:
You're eating that perfect Texas-style steak, already an orgasm in and of itself. Meanwhile the beautiful (preferably big-titted) girl of your choosing is giving you head. But here's the rub (pun intended): she's massaging your balls, your "saddlebag" if you will, with another wonderful steak. Just as you get off she catches your manly secretions on her steak and consumes it while you simultaneously down that ice-cold favorite beer of yours.
This one can be for the ladies too, but it can get a little messy. Might I suggest steak-sauce as lubricant?

In heaven your manly secretions would actually be steak-sauce, but alas, we are mere mortals.

Oh, and real men incorporate the South Carolina into this. (See definition #8)

"Man, my girl was givin' me head the other day and I thought to myself, you know what this is missing? Steak and cervezas my friend... the Texas Cattleman."

Girl 1:"My boyfriend wanted me to rub his balls with a steak the other day... isn't that gross?"
Girl 2:"Oh no, that's hot, my boyfriend has be do it all the time. It's called the 'Texas Cattleman'. It gets me off every time."

by Bed Sharter September 22, 2008