ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.

He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.

by Krawar September 04, 2021

Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.

"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"

by sonofallah June 16, 2018

Ripe Day

The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."

by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020

un ripe

not a virgin

mate that chick is so dirty. un ripe 🤢

by holaitsurmum July 24, 2021

Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.

you ripe donkey.

by il_squid April 11, 2022

Ripely

Description of wave like feeling or material.

Ex: The consistency of Apple Sauce or a Fruit Gummy can often be described as "Ripely"

Not an Example: Apple Sauce is "Grainy"

by Clippzz September 14, 2023

ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 12, 2019