French Baton Twirler

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent

My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler

by BassSpike October 15, 2011

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

The Barton

when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole

"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."

by andrew fucking fisher August 27, 2006

Bantom of the Opera

Someone who's banter is of theatrical standards and could entertain an audience for a good few hours.

'That bant there is worthy of you Being the Bantom of the Opera'

by Hugo Moss 96 December 11, 2012

e-bandon

to suddenly stop e-mailing someone (friend/business associate) after correspondence has already been established

I bumped into an old college friend and we e-mailed for while but when I suggested getting together she e-bandoned me.

by jilly jillowitz November 3, 2006

Glen Benton

Glen Benton is some sick pwnage d00d from the band 'DEICIDE' and they play death metalz and dehy pwnnn!!!!! j0000000!!1eleven. Glen Benton plays bass guitar and sings and btw he PWNZz.

Bob Marley: Hey man...
Me: O hai! What's it like being pwnage and laid back?
Bob Marley: Well you are; aren't you?
Me: Hmm.. suppose... I do wear green/brown... and do need dreadlocks.. oh and I enjoy the works of Beethoven.
Bob Marley: Say. Do you like Deicide?
Me: DEICIDE!!?? FUCK YEHH!!!!!!!
Bob: Yeah man...
Glen Benton: Hey what you guys talking about?
Me and Bob: err nothing
Some randomer sitting by us: You.

by Pseudonym?Hmm could searchhere December 22, 2008