Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".

Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!

by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019

Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Broke back Bagpipe

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.

I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

by Jonathan (JJ) April 21, 2016

the bagpipe

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.

Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!

by Theoriginalbagpipe February 6, 2017

Mellow BagPipe

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.

massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig

by rob mugaybe July 12, 2021