Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 31, 2014

Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Birmingham

Utter Shithole. Lots of gangs, esp. small heath fucking rifles.

Don't mess up with me in Birmingham, you'll never be alive if you do.

by your big cock November 21, 2021

birmingham trap

Provoking an innocent pedestrian by picking a fight, then running off to the nearest alley where all your friends are waiting, resulting in the pedestrian getting beat up

"Did you hear Johnny got birmingham trapped by the grannies at the fish and chips-vendor?"

by ssmithandwessy September 11, 2017

birmingham blush

When you’re having a very intense conversation with your boss and he/she takes the opportunity to burp and blow the air into your mouth.... and you taste his dominoes pizza.

Kurt was telling me how I messed up a rental and Birmingham blushed me.

by Jake From Enterprise January 21, 2020

Birmingham

A town full of imbeciles. Home to the disgusting ‘brummie’ accent which sounds like shite. Anyone that lives in Birmingham is a downie.

‘Don’t go near that trollop, he’s from Birmingham’

by gary190ccfc September 27, 2017

Birmingham trap

Where one provokes or lures another person into a dark alleyway, whereupon the provoked is beaten up by friends of the provoker.

Damn, Ollie got birmingham trapped by the local grannies last Thursday!

by llemar123 October 19, 2017