Aspen

Absolute fucking pussy magnet, literally balling out of his mind o n hoes. Also an intellectual titan, likely the smartest person in the world at any given time. Always objectively correct in any political or philosophical discussion, having a disagreement with an Aspen? Time to change your opinion or risk (100%) being wrong.

Wow look at Aspen over there, my god is he ever fucking legendary.

by bussieee March 30, 2022

Aspen

a mug

don’t do an aspen, don’t be a mug

by zimmer frame November 29, 2021

Aspen

a stupid birth that needs to go live in a grave sight with her adopted self

BITCH NIGGER CAN SUCK MY LEFT DICKAspen in other hand can suck me

by niggermaddyinthehood May 3, 2019

Aspen

Gets played by boys a lot. Never seems to learn from it. Needs help from another person to get out of the toxic relationship. May go back or maybe not depending on which one.

Person 1:Did you see aspen?
Person 2: she’s back with Dylan again isn’t she?

by The goat romine April 10, 2024