Bacon

The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)

"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)

by Mr Butlick November 05, 2015

Bacon

Some tasty food thats made from pig pussy

Person 1: My mom made me bacon for lunch
person 2: u such a ho

by A bootylicousspicepepper February 28, 2020

Bacon

A food Americans eat to gain a third chin

"Hey want some bacon."

"No you, bloody American"

by British_Tea50 May 24, 2018

Bacon

Bacon is a salty cut of a pig. It is sometimes put in bread for a sandwich.

The bacon was very salt so Jack had to have a drink after his sandwich

by Bob the binman October 12, 2019

Bacon

Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada

Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers

by 2@5 August 16, 2018

Bacon

(UK) prison slang for pedo

Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him

by Nan yeeter May 07, 2019

Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020