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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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ancient piano skeleton

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ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.
I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!
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Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level
"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete
by I need something to do October 19, 2018
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Ancient Fag

Someone that's been involved with a group or moment from the dawn of time (internet)
Robs dad is such an Ancient Fag, he has been talking about this since before 4Chan existed!
by Astro_Will September 15, 2022
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Ancient Wind

A fart that had refused to release moments previous. When released, it smells rancid and horrible enough for people to vomit.
Kamden: Ewww, dude! Did you just fart?
Chad: Yeah man! It was some of that good ol' ancient wind too!
by Karambyte January 19, 2022
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