49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.
Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
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