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Finch

A colloquial term for powder, charlie, chaplin, blow, nose candy

A common sight at many a late night "talking party"

Cocaine is another name, apparently that is what some other people call it
Would you like some Finch?
Yes.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.
Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022
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Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all
aw man they’re such a finch
by Finch_hater May 27, 2025
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Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven
A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
by The educational educator May 19, 2024
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Finch

"hes baby" "who?" "finch"
by dumbasstwink May 11, 2019
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girvin finch

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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