Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.

She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her

by Izyblandit April 27, 2021

Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

by AquilaJDM March 22, 2021

WiFi fuckboy

A person that is not a member of the "nerd" group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi password getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the password. Tends to not have good grades and spends most of class and free going on their phone. Wifi fuckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network passwords frequently, resulting in said fuckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new password. If you're a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as password changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.

Jock 1: Yo, the wifi is down

jock 2: Go bug the nerds

nerd 1: Oh shit, here come the wifi fuckboys. Turn off your wifi so they can't see we have it

by Lifehacker May 1, 2016

booty wifi

When yo wifi goes on then turns off at the wrong moment

Girl: Thai booty wifi bruh

by Skittles007 June 15, 2015

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

by Lele4789 October 11, 2015