Molly-Whopped

When you thrust your ball sack against someone's forehead with such power that it leaves an imprint or a mark

An extreme L

Don't cheat on the test or you will get molly-whopped by the teacher/ How does it feel to get molly-whopped by a 12 year old on Fortnite?

by AirSniper1736 May 11, 2020

Dolly-whopped

When you’re violently hit in the head with an appliance dolly

I got dolly-whopped by that appliance dolly

by Feoj March 13, 2020

Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.

"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!

by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

Molly whopped

Molly whopping is a San Francisco area slang term to beating someone very severely. Being “molly whopped” consists of a beating so severe.

person: *on the ground bleeding so badly*
person 2: HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE GOT MOLLY WHOPPED!

by al3ksei_lovesurban January 19, 2023

Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.

i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.

by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021