A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.
Beware the mighty Where-Tard.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
Get the Where-Tard mug.A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.
Ted: Are you okay?
Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.
Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?
Robin: Excuse me?
Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.
Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?
Robin: Excuse me?
by JustABastard October 29, 2018
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by Evelynthedemon October 29, 2018
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by The One TRUE love November 30, 2010
Get the Where it belongs... mug.A phrase uttered by someone to ask where one of their friends is; can be used jokingly, but also when the situation causes distress.
(After awaking in a drunken haze)
John: Where's Teddy?
Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.
John: Where's Teddy?
Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.
by Asian_Stanford_Kid June 20, 2011
Get the Where's Teddy? mug.1) The question that arose mid-ninties in response to the gang-related question "Where you from?", the purpose being a greeting that identifies the asker as a civilian and confers a subtle assumption that the person being asked is also a civilian or is not gang-related anymore.
2) A deviation of Standard English that asks about location.
2) A deviation of Standard English that asks about location.
by Mikk April 26, 2006
Get the Where you at? mug.When some broke ass nigga tries to hit yo weed when you are finished, but does not put any money on it.
Where the dubbies at??????
by mel and shan February 17, 2005
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