gok wan

There is a legend in the bible 2: G-sus got bitchsss, that if this fucked up creature graze's your sweltering anal butt hole with it's giant 37" cock and it's diamond encrusted cock ring, that you will not be able to resist guzzling on his cum for the rest if your days on this sack of shit they call EARTH

Gok wan got sum salty was cum

by q0piliq0p March 25, 2018

Obi-wan

A severe burn.

Man1: Look at that man, he is horribly burned.
Man2: Don't talk about me like that.
Ross: You have an obi-wan, friend.

by Kegel September 05, 2008

Gok Wanned

To have undergone a radical style transformation/makeover.

Derives from the camp TV personality Gok Wan.

"She looks much better...she's ben gok wanned"

by GlesgaBird. December 09, 2010

Wag-Wan

It means a cut/chopped off head of the penis

Douch: "Ahaa, nice hair mop-head!"
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Mop-Head:*angrily* "Yeah, GOOD ONE WAG-WAN"

by InventorOfWag-Wan January 12, 2010

Wan Pablo

The term used for someone who is precariously wasted. First documented use (That I have ever heard) was coined by a scruffy hat wearing, jazz playing, Banjo guy.

Noun: Obviously, a guy that you see.
Verb: Wan Pabloed.
Adjective: See above.

Noun: Hey Rab check out that Wan Pablo over there by cigars.
Verb: Hey bud, we're gonna get soooo Wan Pabloed tonight it isn't even funny!
Adjective: That dude is seriously fuckin' Wan Pabloed

by Wab August 25, 2006

Natalie Wan

1.A mean person that dosent care about anything 2.The devils child dont ever be friends with Natalie Wan.She will turn you into her little minion.

Dont be such a Natalie Wan

by JOHN CENA DEEEEEEEEEZNOOTS April 26, 2016

obi-wan

(noun) Your bankcard at 12:01am on the day you are paid when you have no money.

While out with your friends, you realise you have no more money because it is wednesday and you get paid on thursday. At 12:01am, your money is sometimes transferred to your account, so you must check your obi-wan because it is now your only hope for keeping the night going

by John Wolf May 29, 2006