Turkish Breath Mint

When one knocks another out, crouches on top of another's face, then farts into their mouth.

Dude, I got into a fight the other day, and afterwards I gave that guy a Turkish Breath Mint.

by SBeezie August 20, 2009

turkish buffet

A combination of orgy and progressive dinner, in which a series of soups, appetizers and entrees are eaten out of the anuses of all participants. The Turkish Buffet is common in upscale suburbs, where otherwise conventional couples engage in provocative, yet still bourgeois, rituals, eating lobster bisque from one another's freshly shaved, bleached and douched buttholes.

The Hendersons invited us to a Turkish Buffet this weekend, so make sure to shave your butthole and prepare a decent stock for my famous quail risotto.

by Ergodang! April 26, 2017

Turkish wrestling

A sport that is not in any way homoerotic. Sure, it involves men rubbing oil on eachother and grabbing eachother's asses, but it doesn't count as homosexuality if both parties are straight, right? At least that's what drunk frat boys say.

Arrogant Jock: I just got invited by these guys to practice some Turkish wrestling. Too bad you can't be there, loser!

Turkish exchange student: *tries not to laugh* Oh yeah, I'm so sad that I'll be missing that!

by p045 May 19, 2009

Turkish Prime Time

A time when a vast majority of the Turkish population wake up and prepare for school, however, prior to leaving, they log onto an online game and enter a server to "reserve" a spot for them when school is over.

"I can't seem to log into my game, it must be Turkish prime time."

by Jakelyn February 8, 2008

Turkish Roulette

Turkish roulette is similar to Russian roulette is a lethal game of chance but in this version, player places all rounds except one in a revolver, and every player spins the cylinder in every round.

Game ends when only one player stand still.

He is so lucky, he even came alive from turkish roulette.

by rocknrolla44 August 14, 2017

Turkish battle cannon

A particularly gnarly penis. The term is often assumed to imply foreskin and smegma.

Girl, I'm fittna holla at Alex. He fine.

Don't do it, Tanya. He's totin around a Turkish battle cannon.

by Nomadic cook September 12, 2016

turkish

1) A language that is spoken majorly in Western Anatolia, with only the help of the tongue,lips and the teeth but not the throat or nasal cavity and which has a naive sounding;thus which can easily be differed from the neighbouring(personally,rough and/or horrible) languages(i.e: Arabic, Greek, Persian, Armenian,Kurdish,etc...)
2) A sub-branch of Turkic
3) A citizen of Turkey(can be a Turk,Arab,Greek,Armenian or a Kurd)

"Turkish is spoken by approximately sixty-five million people world-wide"

by AttilaAyhun April 9, 2006