Trampoline Place

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it

Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..

by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

Welch’s Trampoline

While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline

Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011

Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024