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talkbacker's tourette

A neuropsychiatric disorder that forces commenters in internet forums or talkbackers to post random swearwords and insults. T. occurs most frequently in early adolescence. People suffering from T. are often referred to as trolls.
- Talkbacker 1: "I think the author of the article has made a mistake in his argument."
- Talkbacker 2: "I think your mother is a PROSTITUTE!!!"
- Talkbacker 1: "Oh, I'm sorry you're suffering from talkbacker's tourette."
- Talkbacker 2: *twitching and foaming*
by Puckmuck July 11, 2011
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Bluetooth Tourettes

Tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. This is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating knob walking down the street oblivious to all around them. Or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
Watch out! That guy obviously has Bluetooth Tourettes! He almost mowed me down!

The mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! Bunch of knobs walking around, not watching were they're going, swearing like sailors.

Hey! This restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. I'm so glad I know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
by Shoxedone June 23, 2009
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Momentary Tourettes

Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes
by Yaikon May 15, 2010
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Musical Tourette's

Tiffany: "Bye Jenna"

Jenna: "Baby bye bye bye.. BYE BYE"

Kevin: "What's wrong with Jenna?"
Tiffany: "oh, she has musical Tourette's"
by HarryStyles123 June 25, 2015
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Beer tourettes

The act of spouting out expletives after the consumption of a few too many beers.

To pepper one's sentences with a few too many effing adjectives.
Person suffering with Beer Tourettes:

"Why the f**k can't I have another f**king beer? It's f**king only just f**king closing time and my f**king taxi isn't f**king here yet."
by kazthepainter June 8, 2009
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Sex Tourette's

The act of screaming obscenities while climaxing during sex.
My girlfriend suffer's from sex tourette's. She shouts out @#%$ when we have sex.
by Windex24 October 14, 2008
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Tourettic

moving as though you have Tourette Syndrome.

Doing anything that seems like something a person with tourette syndrome would do.

something sort of crazy and of the wall.
I was waltzing and i suddenly jerked in an uncontrollable manner...It was Tourettic.
by Phrizzle March 14, 2012
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