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Fat Chick Thursday

A world-wide holiday celebrated every Thursday. The ultimate goal is to appreciate fat chicks via high-fiving amongst friends. The first fat chick spotted is celebrated with a round of fist-pounding called the Initial Pound. Afterwards, each fat chick spotted is celebrated with a high-five. One can add to the celebration by shouting "Damn that bitch is huge!" An unspoken rule of FCT states that if one has sexual contact with a fat chick on this day, it is acceptable. Having sexual contact with a fat chick any other day than FCT is unacceptable and any violators are subject to a lifetime of harassment and the title Fat-Chick Fucker.
"Dude it's fat chick thursday!"
(High-five)
"DAMN THAT BITCH IS HUGE!"
by FCT Megafan October 7, 2009
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Thicc Thigh Thursday

When someone goes and squeezes a thicc girls thigh
Oooo she thicc. *runs and squeeze thigh and says Thicc Thigh Thursday!* almost like slap ass friday
by LilCeCe1234 January 11, 2017
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Sexual Harassment Thursday

happens every thursday.
meant to be a fun little game between friends of the opposite sex, not random people on the street, in the halls, etc. who may not know about the game.

you may sexually harass your friends, and they are not allowed to say anything about it.
ryan: (slaps shelby's boob) sexual harassment thursday!

shelby: hahahaha, you're so funny! (grabs ryan's balls) sexual harassment thursday!

ryan: ow!
by mcballer5 March 7, 2009
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Costco Thursday

The ritual and future holiday of going out to Costco for lunch every Thursday.
Every Thursday, me and my friends go out to Costco for lunch. While there, we feast upon the delicious Costco pizza and some of the many awesome food samples that are offered.

"Hey dude, it's Costco Thursday." - Jake
"Shizzle! I can't wait to get me some Costco pizza!" - Bill
by KielbasaKing February 12, 2009
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Three Point Thursday

a gathering for an intense game of driveway basketball. One crucial element of three point thursday is the date the game is played. Also can be called tree point chursday. If it is not played on thursday, its not three point thursday. Common alternatives include free throw friday, or streetball saturday. If you are too good, you arent playing.
I absolutely destroyed K-smoov yesterday in three point thursday

Thats basketball. No rules on Three point thursday
by thas-basketball May 28, 2009
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Thursday afternoon girl

(n) a girl that boys use in order to move on from a past relationship

The origins come from the TV show Gilmore Girls. In season 1, after Rory and Dean have been miserable from the breakup, Rory attempts to get back together with him. While walking downtown with Lane on a Thursday afternoon, she decides to go into Doose's Market because Dean should be working there. However, she is dissappointed to find out Dean isn't there. She goes back outside to tell Lane he's probably moved on to a "Thursday afternoon girl."
RORY: I guess he's taking Thursday afternoons off now. That's not good.

LANE: How is that not good?

RORY: Because that means he's moved on.

LANE: What are you talking about?

RORY: Obviously he's met one of those Thursday afternoon girls.

LANE: What's a Thursday afternoon girl?

RORY: They're those slutty girls that get guys to switch their Thursday afternoons with another checkout guy so they can go do slutty Thursday afternoon things.
by Patricia Grayson July 16, 2008
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Thursday

The day that Arthur Dent never could get the hang of.
Also the day Earth was blown up by Vogons.
by sZZ9pZa June 24, 2005
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