1. Boy 1: Why is Tommy rubbing his butt?
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!
2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!
2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.
by NoSugar April 10, 2022
Get the taken to the woodshed mug.a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
Get the Does a brown bear shit in the woods? mug.The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.
Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"
Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"
Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"
Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."
The Woody is my savior.
Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"
Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"
Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."
The Woody is my savior.
by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008
Get the the woody mug.A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.
Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.
Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.
The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.
Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.
The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
by svensk'd June 13, 2011
Get the The Woodlands Preparatory School mug.A rural man selected by visiting urban women for sex, and often nothing else, like a prize bull. Easily the subject of a hundred romantic movies and country songs.
Rachel Weisz gets herself a Bull of the Woods in the film 'The Land Girls', like the narrator of Billy Currington's song "Right Back Here to Me".
by Bull o'the Woods August 18, 2009
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by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005
Get the the woods mug.The least ghetto town in the world, The Woodlands is home to the #1 snobbiest high school in the United States, as named by Larry King himself. Despised throughout Texas for our superiority in everything except academics because the student population is mostly stoned off of their ass (all the time).
You know you live in the Woodlands when you:
Don't care about seeing Porche's anymore
Drop a quarter and don't bother picking it up
Complain about getting an '04 BMW instead of the '05 Benz that you wanted.
Don't care about seeing Porche's anymore
Drop a quarter and don't bother picking it up
Complain about getting an '04 BMW instead of the '05 Benz that you wanted.
by skiff October 11, 2006
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