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Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.
"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."
by Angleknee November 24, 2021
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Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.
“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”
by ethanandrish May 30, 2024
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finch

bending your dick left/right to fix your curve and return it to straight
yooo jakey musasa ima go “finch” in the shower to fix up my curve
by ethanandrish September 19, 2025
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Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven
A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
by The educational educator May 19, 2024
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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girvin finch

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021
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