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Shoe Curling

when you empty a bean bag out on a floor, preferibly a corridoor, so all the little polystyrene balls go every were, then you and your mates take one shoe of then take turns curling you shoes up the corridoor to see who getts closest to a cup.

basically like ice curling but with shoes.

ITS NICHE !!!
The other moring when i was pissed out of my dick, i burnt a hole in a bean bag by acciedent, and i had an apiphany to play curling on my corridoor. i called it SHOE CURLING
by FULLDECK26 March 4, 2011
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Curling team

The male equivalent of a camel toe when only the balls show.
When Julio sat down I could see his curling team protruding like lion cubs from his pants.
by zecannon November 14, 2016
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Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.
Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.
by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010
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Magnum curls

Term for hair that has grown long enough to stick out under the edge of a ball cap much like Tom Sellecks character from the 80s.
Boy, I need a haircut. I’ve got Magnum curls.
by Woody Spanker April 30, 2022
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Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.
"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"
by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022
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Brad Curl

the term ''brad curl'' is latin for "baby curl" and means to have a curl so small, it wraps around your finger.
for example, ''awhh, look at that brad curl'' and ''you're rocking that brad curl today''
by Droplets64 May 2, 2011
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randy curl

A randy curl in Somerset UK is a man with a curved, or banana shaped penis
He's a real randy curl
by WordsmithUK November 28, 2017
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