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Teagan

A short and wild Oompa Loompa. Is attracted to men with girl names. Teagan’s often can be found under bridges in Central and South America.
Teagan likes Peton.
by ThymeIsUrDaddy May 5, 2022
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Teagan

A white supremacist skinhead who loves saying racial slurs. He loves saying "faggot" and "tranny" as well. A standard thing for a Teagan to do is to see how long it takes to get banned from Discord servers by spamming "retard". Teagans are always male, as they always are incels who complain about being rejected by lesbians twenty times.
This guy is a classic Teagan. He loves screaming "HEIL HITLER!"
by Nova Erika Vera March 18, 2025
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Teagan

An attractive nerd who loves wolves and who's into furries. Usually Teagans are funny, some may have pretty hazel eyes or maybe brown. They could have brunette or black hair, not to mention hot and sexy af. Interesting guy to wanna be friends with. They can be playful and a little sassy too.
Oh look! There goes Teagan, the boy who cried werewolf!
by Furry unicorn April 28, 2022
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Teagan M.

Teagan is a tall skinny brunette with pretty blue eyes and really good at softball and volleyball. She suffers with depression and expressing her feelings correctly but is super duper funny. Usually if she has a crush or a boyfriend they last a while because of her kind personality. She’s bubbly and 100% chalant by dareing to do anything in public no matter. She can get really loud when she want but only when she’s happier of if your pissing her off. If she explodes on you, you messed up. She struggles with ED, Depression, PTSD, Separation anxiety, and just regular anxiety. Yet she won’t speak up about it and she copes by making jokes about her trauma and laughing but inside it truly dose hurt her. She loves her family a lot aswell. Not to mention she’s kinda a mix of everything combined. She’s a drop dead gorgeous girl. She’s Irish, average height, skinny, THICKKKKKKK AUGHHHH, freckled, blue eyed, and tan when she wants to be by tanning. If you find a Teagan never let go of her.
Random lookin ahh: Teagan’s so kind I’m glad she’s my friend. Teagan M.
by Goofylookinahhsigmasigmaboy April 18, 2025
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Teagan

Oh my fucking god it’s that big black monkey bitch teagan
by Penis man 166456 January 9, 2022
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Teagan

A maple syrup goblin who is mentally special. Will attack when syrup supply is threatened. He is an indentured servant to the government
Man that Teagan bit my kneecaps when I tried to ask for syrup on my pancakes.
by Nerdyypanda November 12, 2023
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Teagan Slinker

The absolute biggest rat to walk this earth. Stay away from her at ALL costs.
Be aware of the teagan slinker.
by teaganslinkerhater November 24, 2021
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