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The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.
Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!
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dirty Tinhead

When it costs an arm and a leg so instead you get your budgie the little helicopter out then shave your hair off because there isnt much left to comb over anymore since the misses wheres your trousers now
by Holdenmahairline July 4, 2021
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The Tainted Rose

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!
by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022
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