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Turnip Synergy

Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.
"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"
by DB the man September 4, 2024
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Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"
"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"
by Raedellion September 18, 2023
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pink turnips

by Getbigpussy April 16, 2011
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Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
I f*cking hate turnips!
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019
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Turnip

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine
Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.
by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023
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Turnip conversation

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.
Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?
by jezevec December 4, 2018
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Turnip Switcheroo

The action of swapping something valuable with a Turnip, Such as the blue diamond, in order to trick someone.
by Kyuorsomethinidk June 27, 2025
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