Misnomer for the increase in productivity seen between employees communicating face to face in the office, or having "turned up", rather than relying on communication via E-mail/Zoom/Teams.
"We're seeing improved delivery because of turnip synergy"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"
"Yes, but most employee's still prefer the freedom of working from home"
"Gotta find another way to crush their spirit"
by DB the man September 4, 2024

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"
by Raedellion September 18, 2023

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.
by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine
by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023

A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.
by jezevec December 4, 2018

The action of swapping something valuable with a Turnip, Such as the blue diamond, in order to trick someone.
by Kyuorsomethinidk June 27, 2025
