A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.
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A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.
Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008
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a slightly more highclass word for cool
cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom
a slightly more highclass word for cool
cool = filler in a sentence
spruce = mhm, i hear ya and think that what you are saying is beyond average cooldom
"hey man i just banged joe's mom"
"that's cool"
"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"
"that's cool"
"hey man i just banged joe's hot bisexual sister"
"spruce"
by Badass mutha fucka July 23, 2008
Get the spruce mug.A huge tool. Who gets bossed around by little sophmore hoes. Sprute Sacs usually get red in the face whenever they face adversity, or are at the butt end of a joke.
by Buck Bob March 10, 2010
Get the Sprute Sac mug.A crap hole of a town. Filled with tons of trailer parks and convicted rapists. 20 minutes away from Alberta's capital Edmonton, it's only claim to fame is the "Tri Leisure Centre", which was set up to prevent the already growing population from getting any larger. It's once-a-year fun time is a crappy little carnival set up in the parking lot of the Safeway. Town attractions include the bountiful supply of meth addicts and the always accessible ecstasy, weed, and beer for minors. Also memorable due to it's shitty gymnastics club, Aerial's, which is so old that they can't even afford to heat it properly because it's not worth it, and whose owners want to spend a whopping 6 million dollars of tax payers money to build a brand new building, just for them. Also cluttered with some really stunning schools; Woodhaven, a school for the academically challenged, Greystone, known for it overwhelming record of drug busts, and let's not forget the beloved Spruce Grove Composite High School, which is so old that nearly everyone in town is terrified that it's going to collapse on any given day, so torn up and wrecked that no one likes going to school there, and even the teachers hate it. Even better, some of the school policies include an insanely strict dress code, and a rule that there are absolutely no cell-phones allowed.
1. "Let's go check out that school, what was it called again?" "That's Spruce Grove Composite High School, careful, all the students are drunk" *wasted student walks out in front of car "Told you so."
2. "This town is so quaint, let's stop and..." "NO. Someone will be trying to sell you drugs within seconds."
3. "Let's go hang out at my place." "Aww, do we have to go help your brother cook his meth again?"
2. "This town is so quaint, let's stop and..." "NO. Someone will be trying to sell you drugs within seconds."
3. "Let's go hang out at my place." "Aww, do we have to go help your brother cook his meth again?"
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